If you’re lucky enough to be a girl, you can skip this warning!

If you don’t have a good sense of humor or you are too educated to find protecting a girl with an umbrella fun or if you just got dumped by a redhead and are too wounded to look at our sexy Joovia, please don’t buy this game.

On second thought, if you just got dumped, maybe you can let a piano fall on her head. Vengeance is sweet, isn’t it?

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